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थोड़ा-थोड़ा करके पीते है उन्हें

Ek ladka airport par cigarette pee raha tha, usey dekh kar ladki boli :

Ek din mein kitni cigarette peete ho??

Boy : Tum kyu puch rahi ho??

Girl : Agar ab tak zindagi mein cigarette par kharch kiye hue paise bachate to samne khadi car tumhari hoti

Boy : Aap cigarette peeti ho??

Girl : Nahi

Boy : To kya woh car aapki hai

Girl : Nahi

Boy : Advice ke liye thankyou, woh car meri hi hai

very funny joke in hindi

Girl : Utaru kya??

Boy : Arey nahi, nahi…waise aapke kapde bhi bade sundar hai

Girl : Hmm

Boy : Ab bolo…

Ek Ladki ne apne Bf ko phone kiya..

toh phone ladke ke bhatije nahi bathaya..

Girl : Tumhare chacha kaha hai … unse bat karao..

Bhatija : Par aap kaun ??

Girl : Bolna unki jaan ka phone hai..

Bhatija (Badhe masumiyat se) : Aunty  par phone me to churail likha hai..

Boy Friend : Mujhe ek dhamki bhara khat mila hai ….

Girl Friend : Kya likha hai ..

Boy Friend : Likha hai ki ..

“Meri patni ka picha chor do … warna jan se mar dunga”

Girl Friend : Isme problem kya hai …

Boy Friend : Par khat gumna hai …

kaise pata chalega ki iski patni kaun si wali hai..

Boy : Aaj acha pahana hai ..

Girl : Thanks …

Boy : Lipstic bhi achi hai ..

Girl : Thanks …

Boy : Sendal lag rahi hai..

Girl : Thanks bhaiya..

Boy : Fir bhi bandariya lag rahi hai..

Boy Friend Girl Friend ko movie dikhane se pahale paan khila deta hai..

Girl Friend : Tum Nahi Khaoge paan ???

Boy Friend : Nahi mai bina paan ke bhi chup baith sakta hu..

Girl : Kya shadi ke bad mujhe aaisehi payar karoge…

Boy : Haa bilkul..

Mujhe shadi suda ladki bahut pasand hai …

Santa ek vaishya ke sath hotal me karne gya..

Jab santa vaishya ki ghodi bana ke kar raha tha toh Santa bola

“Mai ek sawal pichu”

Ladki : Ha pucho?

Santa : Karne me adami aur aurat dono ko maza aata hai..

Par Paise sirf adami ko dena padta hai..

Ladki : Pagal tujhe pata nahi paise sirf outgoing ke dene padte hai..

Incoming ke nahi…

Santa ke biwi ne santa ko nokrani ke sath karte huwe pakad liya,

Biwi (Nokrani se) : Ye kya kar rahi hai?

Nokrani : Maaf karna maidam 2000 rupee ke lalach me aagai thi..

Ek ladka ladki bedroom me kar rehe the,

Ladka : Tum chaddi kyu nahi pahanti ?

Ladki sarmate huwe boli :

“Maine apne pati ko vachan diya hai ki ..

“mai aap ke alawa kisi ke samne chaddi nahi utarugi…”

very funny joke in hindi

Ek pathan ki suhagrat me light chali gai..

Usne nokar ko bola tu lanten pakad mai karte hu..

Nokar ne lanten pakade rakha aur pathan karne laga..

Thodi der bad pathan biwi se pucha maza aaya..

Biwi ne bola nahi..

Pathan aur jor se karne laga..

Pathana ne fir pucha maza aaya..

Biwi ne fir bola nahi..

Pathan ne nokar ko bola :

” Mai lanten padhta hu tu kar aake”

Nokar karna suru kiya..

Pathan ne pucha biwi se ab maza aaya..

Biwi ne bola ..haaa

Pathan ne nnokar ko jor se data :

“Dekh bevkuf lanten aaise pakadhte hai”

Ek constructor ki suhagraat thi..

Usne jab apni biwi ko langa dekha to hairan raha gya..

Constructor : Tumne mujhe dhokha diya hai !!

Wife : kaise ?

Constructor : Tumhe jab sagai ke time dekha tha to tumhare boobs badhe the..

Abhi ye chote …

Wife : Aap bhi to site acha dikhake flat ghatiya pakra dete hai…

Gf : Ye Sunny Leone Kaun Hai ? Bf : Ye Sunny Deol Ka Mahila Awtar haii.. Iska Bhi Adhai Kilo Ka Hai.. Isko Dekhne ke bad Admi Uthata nahhii hai.. Adami Ka Uth jata hai

Ladki Wale – Hamari Beti Khana Nahi Bnayegi

Bartan Nahi dhoyegi

Kapde Nahi Dhoyegi

Ghar ki Safai Nahi Karegi

Ladka – Aapki Beti Chudte Samay Taang

to Chaudi Karegi Na

Saas – Bahu Mere Pote Ki Shakal

Mere Bete Se Kyu Nahi Milti?

Bahu Aapni Saree Upar Utha Ke Boli –

Maa Ji, Ye Chut Hai..Koi Camera Nahi..

Santa Suhagrat Ko Bina Sex Kiye Hi

Rajai Od Kar Sone Laga

Biwi – Dekho Ji, Meri Taango Ke Bich Me

Ek Ched Hai

Santa – Tabhi Main Sochu Ki Sala Ye Hawa Kaha Se

Aa Rahi Hai

Aaj Ka Kuvichar..

Mitr Ka Man

aur Girlfriend Ka Stan Hamesha Bda Hona Chahiye…

– Baba ChoduMal

very funny joke in hindi

Ek ladki ne rod pe ek nange aadmi ko dekha.

Us aadmi ke puri body par tatto lge the.

Uske hath par reebok likha tha.

Uske pairo pe nike likha tha.

Uske private part par aids likha tha.

Ek ladki ne use pdha –

Ladki – Kya aapko aids hain.

Ladka – Daro nahi ye aids nahi hain, Ye adidas likha hain.

Private part khada hoga to pura dikhayi dega. ?

Ek baccha school se aakar,

Apna private part hilane lga.

Papa – Ye kya kar rhe ho ?

Baccha – Papa aaj school me sex ka subject pdhaya gya.

Papa – Too ise kya hila rhe ho ?

Bachha – Papa homework mila hain. ?

Santa banta dodno ek dusre se sex ki baate kar rhe the.

Santa – Aadhe se jyeda log,

Jangha naa milne ke karan sex nahi kar paate.

Banta – Haa yaar, ek baare mere sath bhi yahi huya tha.

Santa – Phir tune kaise kiya ?

Banta – Yaar phir ladki ne btaya ki,

Jangha tango ke bich me hain. ?

very funny joke in hindi

Pati akhbar pdh rha tha.

Akhbar pdhte pdhte usne biwi ki panty me hath dal diya.

Biwi – Jaanu subha subha sex karne ka mood hain kya ?

Pati – Nahi,

Akhbar ke panne platne hain. ?