Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh
Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa-Rukiye Maharaj
Me Glas Leke Ata hu
Santa ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak Santa apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
We Turn Your Big Dreams Into Reality
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funny joke of the day in hindi |
SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hun..........
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children..!!
Salesman-Which Soap U Use?
Santa-BABA’S Soap,BABA’S Paste,BABA’S Brush.
Salesman-Is BABA’S
An INTERNATIONAL Company?
SAnta: Baba Is My Room Mate
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Santa Kadi-Chaawal Kha Raha Tha.
Khate-Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi.
SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..!
Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears)
&
jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears)
Santa-Muje Fone Pe Dhamki Mil Rhi He..!
Police-Kaun He Wo..?
Santa-Vodafone Wale..,
...Bolte He-
Bill Na Bhara
To Kaat Denge
:: Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ::
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
funny joke of the day in hindi
Santa 1st time plane par baitha,
jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha,
santa pilot ko maarne laga.
or bola:main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar raha hai
संता किसी बीयर बार में गया. उसने एक स्कॉच का पैग मंगवाया.
पैग पीने के बाद अपनी कमीज की जेब में देखा और स्कॉच का एक और पैग मंगवाया.
इसी तरह बार-बार वह अपनी जेब देखता और स्कॉच का ऑर्डर देता. बार का वेटर यह देखकर परेशान हो गया.
वेटर: दोस्त! मैं तुम्हें पूरी रात शराब पिलाऊंगा पर तुम मुझे बस इतना बता दो कि ड्रिंक मांगने से पहले अपनी जेब में क्या देख रहे हो?
संता: मैं अपनी पत्नी की फोटो को देख रहा हूं....
जब वो मुझे अच्छी दिखने लगेगी तब मैं समझूंगा की अब घर जाने का समय हो गया है.!!
बंता: सबसे बड़ा चैलेंज क्या है?
बंता का बेटा: एग्जाम में पेपर खाली छोड़कर लास्ट में लिख देना..
….कि हिम्मत है तो पास करके दिखा!
Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai?
Banta santa se: nahi pata.
Santa banta se: Are aak kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom machi hai.
banta: bata phir.
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab “Mai Bhi Anna”
Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa: kya mai tere mobile se sms bhej du meri girlfriend ko?
Banta: kyo apne mobile se bhejo.
Santa: yaar handwriting pehchan legi badi chalak hai.
anta banta jokes in hindi
santa railway track ke side mai leta hai, suicide karna ke liye.
banta: tum railway track ke side mai kyo chupe ho.
Santa: mujhe darr lagta hai.
Santa And His Wife Jokes In English
Santa wife: Why you buying one chewing gum for Me?
Santa: Because i can be silent without chewing Gum
funny joke of the day in hindi
Tcher: Banta se! 15 fruit k naam btao?
Banta :ek amrood
Tcher: shabash
Banta :ek aam
Tcher :gud
Banta :ek saib
Tcher:aur
Banta : ek darjan keely hogaya 15 fruit
Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha
Amul – The Taste Of India.
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua,
Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya
Kurkure – Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya Suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He
डॉक्टर - आपके तीन दांत कैसे टूट गए ?
मरीज - पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी
.डॉक्टर - तो खाने से इनकार कर देते !
मरीज - जी, वही तो किया था ... !
Santa banta jokes in Hindi
Santa: Are banta, santa aur banta me kya relation hai?
Banta: Simple besan aur pakode ka.
Santa: wo kaise?
Banta: Are jab besan santa hai,
Tabhi banta hai.
Santa jokes in hindi
Santa apne kutte ke saath movie dekhne gaya tha.
In movie, Basnti inn kutto ke samne mat nachna.
Santa: Nachegi kaisi nahi, kute bhi ticket liye hai
Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
Mera husband ek saptah pehle aloo kharidne gaye the. Abhi tak nahi aaye.
Inpector bhi sardar tha. Wo bola behan kuch aur paka lo.
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