funny anniversary wishes to husband

“Anniversaries remind me that I am can annoy you again.

Thanks for last year giving me plenty of opportunity.

For now, happy anniversary!”

I deserve a special gift for living with you all these years !

With my advice you kicked all others and now living happily with me!

We’ll look forward for another year.

Before, I thought I know what happiness is,

I just realize what it was when I got married

Then I wake up, it’s already too late!

If I just know how to do laundry by myself,

Wash dishes in the sink and cook for myself,

I shouldn’t have married all these years.

But I’m thankful that I don’t have to do those things.

Just kidding, happy anniversary wifey!

Anniversaries are meant to be celebrated

But in our case, it serves as reminder

That we will spend the rest of our life together

Now, then and forever.

funny anniversary wishes to husband

I remember our anniversary!

Can I have a reward?

Can I go outside our ward?

Happy Anniversary!

Opposite poles attract, they say.

I proved that in our wedding day.

I was wedded to you, so as you to me,

And then we started our war, errrr journey.

Being married is like being in a battlefield.

You have to always prepare yourself for the war.

Happy Anniversary though!

“We are like salt and a paper cut, two things that aren’t supposed to be together but end up that way anyways!”

“I wouldn’t have stayed married all this time if I could remember how to do the laundry for my single days. Now that I think about it, I don’t think I ever knew how to in the first place.”

Some things are not meant to be,

And others not meant to last.

Then again, we’ve always loved defying the odds.

Happy anniversary!

I’m so happy that, all these years ago,

I found the one person I want to annoy for the rest of our lives.

Wishing you a Happy Anniversary!

Today is a reminder of just how strong you are.

After all, you put up with me all these years!

All these years, you have been amazing. As a dad to our kids and as my lover, I have been happy in your arms and I could see that we’ll be happier for the rest of our days. Thank you for everything. Happy anniversary, my darling.

I am so lucky to have you as my husband and this is my best day in my life. Happy anniversary to you my dear.

funny anniversary wishes to husband

You are truly a blessing from God. Thank you for being my partner, husband, lover and friend. Happy anniversary!

Thank you for being there, especially when times get difficult. I love you and always will.

With you, I became a better person. Without you, my life will never be complete. Thank you for choosing me as your better half. Happy anniversary!

Thank you for treating me just as special on the days that are not our anniversary.

Not only have I seen truth in your eyes, you remind me of time itself for you are my past, present, future and forever. I love you. Happy anniversary.

The man of my dreams – always and forever. Happy Anniversary to my sweetheart and best friend.

When I’m with you, I’m in heaven. When I’m without you, I’m thinking of you. Happy anniversary to the one I love.

There’s peace and happiness in togetherness. Congratulations on another year of being right where we belong  — together!

Thought of the day: don’t estimate someone from his small car or old dresses. May be he is married.

Every year on anniversary I think that what things made live with you, you are a mad, boring and duffer but you know I still likes you because you love me.

I can’t express my feelings about you. No words can express these feelings how I can express feelings about you I don’t even have feelings for you. Only I mistake is sure that I am married to you.

The common thing we had was that we both were mad and thanks for accepting me and making me realize that you are mad also and also for staying with me.

It’s a truth that wife stand with you in every time of difficulty. According to research wife stands with you in 80% problems and it’s another fact that 90% of your problems are caused by her.

Thanks a lot for giving me so much love and romance, you give me opportunity to become the good wife and now in future good mother. Happy wedding anniversary to my chubby husband.

Wishing you a very cool anniversary like me, which make your plan wild and tough enough to responds, you always ignore me and love me. Happy wedding anniversary to my chubby husband.

funny anniversary wishes to husband

Last night I am thinking I am the luckiest woman on the planet due to its beauty but sudden I realize that I am your wife, my all happiness goes viral. Just kidding and happy anniversary.

Your actions prove that you have endless crush on me, you always shedding to be in home and passes time with me. You go wild in your love anyway happy anniversary.

This time also you forget to wish me first, no matter I knew you are a fool and not anything else. Happy wedding anniversary to my romantic husband.

There are no words which will explain my silly toughs about you which exactly express my feelings for you, that’s a good sign for our relationship happy anniversary.

funny anniversary wishes to husband

You are the couple which always supported, loved and wanted each other and also made each other happy. You always took care of each other and preferred each other’s happiness. You are an ideal couple for the whole world.