Usi Din Se Whatsapp Se Nafrat Ho Gayi Ghalib,
Jab Baal Katwane Ke Liye Admin Ne Chanda Maang Liya.
Dil Mein Koi Gham Nahi Baaton Mein Koi Dam Nahi,
Yeh Grup Hai Nawabon Ka Yehan Koi Kisi Se Kam Nahi.
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| shayari in hindi funny |
Kis Kis Ka Naam Lein Apni Barbadi Mein,
Bahut Log Aaye The Duayein Dene Shaadi Mein.
Biwi Bhi Hak Jatati Hai Maa Bhi Hak Jatati Hai,
Shaadi Ke Baad Aadmi Kashmir Ho Jata Hai.
Kuchh Aise Haadse Bhi Hote Hain Zindgi Mein Dost,
Hajaar Ka Note Rakhne Wale Sau Rupaye Mangte Hain.
Dosti Buri Ho Toh Use Hone Mat Do,
Agar Ho Gayi Toh Use Khone Mat Do,
Aur Agar Dost Ho Sabse Pyara Toh,
Use Chain Ki Neend Sone Mat Do.
Mera Dost Mujhse Yeh Kah Kar Dur Chala Gaya Faraz,
Ke Dosti Dur Ki Achhi Roti Tandoor Ki Achhi.
Ishq Ko Sar Ka Dard Kahne Wale Sunn,
Humne Toh Yeh Dard Apne Sar Le Liya,
Humari Nigahon Se BachKar Woh Kahan Jayenge,
Humne Unke Mohalle Mein Hi Ghar Le Liya.
Tere Ishq Ka Bukhar Hain Mujhko,
Aur Har Cheej Khane Ki Manaahi Hai,
Ek Ishq Ke Hakeem Ne Sirf,
Tere Chaman Ki Mausami Batayi Hai.
Hum DilPhenk Aashiq Har Kaam Mein Kamaal Kar Dein,
Jo Vaada Kare Woh Pura Har Haal Mein Kar Dein,
Kya Zarurat Hai Ladkiyo Ko Lipistic Lagane Ki,
Hum Chum-Chum Ke Hi Honth Laal Kar Dein.
Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi,
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi,
Sms Na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera,
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raat Hogi.
Apni Surat Ka Kabhi Toh Deedar De,
Tadap Raha Hun Ab Aur Intezaar Na De,
Apni Aawaj Nahi Sunani Toh Mat Suna,
Kam Se Kam Ek Miss Call Hi Maar De.
Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Woh Meri Hai,
Aankhein Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain,
Propose Kar Kar Ke Thak Gaye Hum,
Ab Pata Chala Woh Toh Behri Hai.
Meri Prem Kahani Ka Bhi Kya Ending Tha,
Meri Prem Kahani Ka Bhi Kya Ending Tha,
Maine Propose Kiya Tha Jis Sms Se,
Kambakht Woh Uski Shaadi Tak Pending Tha.
Teri Duniya Mein Koi Gham Na Ho,
Teri Khushiyan Kabhi Kam Na Ho,
Bhagwan Tujhe Aisi Item De,
Jo Sunny Leone Se Kam Na Ho.
Jab Safed Saari Pe Laal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Kasam Se Ambulance Najar Aati Ho,
Wo Toh Ghaylo Ko Lekar Jati Hai,
Aur Tum Ghayal Kar Ke Jati Ho.
Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi Davaa Se ilaaj Ghalib,
Ishq Ka Rog Tha Maa Ki Chappal Se Hi Aaram Aaya.
Tere Ishq Ne Sarkari Daftar Bana Diya Dil Ko,
Na Koi Kaam Karta Hai Na Koi Baat Sunta Hai.
Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banaate Rahiye,
Dil Mile Na Mile Haath Barhate Rahiye,
Taj Mahal Na Banaiye Mehnga Padega,
Magar Har Taraf Mumtaj Banate Rahiye.
Tum Sa Koi Dusra Zameen Par Hua,
Toh Rab Se Shikayat Hogi,
Ek Ko Toh Jhela Nahi Jata,
Dusra Aa Gaya Toh Kya Halat Hogi.
Khayal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hai,
Nigah Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rehti Hai,
Tere Bin Koyi Kami Toh Nahi Hai Aye Dost,
Bass Gali Wali Jamadarni Udhas Rehti Hai.
Mat Dhundho Mujhe Iss Duniya Ke Tanhayi Mein,
Thand Bahut Hai Main Yehi Milunga Apni Rajai Mein.
Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai,
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya..
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HAI. 😀
Yeh Jo Ladkiyon Ke Baal Hote Hain,
Ladkon Ko Fasaane Ka Jaal Hote Hain.
Khoon Chus Leti Hain Ladkon Ka Saara,
Tabhi Toh Inke Honth Laal Hote Hain. 👄 😆
Julfo me fulo ko saja kar aayi hai,
chehre se dupatta utha kar aayi hai,
kisi ne pucha ki kitni khubsurat lag rahi hai,
Hamne kaha sawad aaj naha kar aayi hai! 😆
Nakhre aap ke toba-toba,
gajab aapka style hai,
message to aap kabhi karte nahi,
bas halla macha rakha hai ki..
hamare pass bhi mobile hai!! 😆
Sharab Sareer Ko Khatam Krti Hai
Sharab Samaj Ko Khatam Krti Hai,
Aao Aaj Is Sharab Ko Khatam Krte Hain,
Ek Bottle Tum Khtam Kro, Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Krte Hai. 😜
Teri Duniya Me Koi Gam Na Ho,
Teri Khushiyan Kabhi Kam Na Ho,
Bhagwan Tujhe Aisi Item De,
Jo Agnipath Ki Chikni Chameli Se Kam Na Ho! 😆
Mohabbat Sirf Kharcho Ki Badi Lambi Kahani Hai,
Kabhi Picture Dikhani Hai Kabhi Shoping Karani Hai,
Master Roj Kahta Hai Fees Ke Paise
Use Samjhaun To Kaise Mujhe Chhori Patani Hai. 😜
Bejhijhak muskuraye jo bhi gam hai,
Zindagi men tenashan kisako kam hai,
Achchha ya bura to keval bhram hai,
Zindagi ka nam hi kabhi khaushi kabhi gam hai! 😃👍
Usne mehandi laga rakhi thi,
Humne uski doli utha rkhi thi,
Humko pata tha ki wo bewafa niklegi,
Isiliye humne uski behen v pta rkhi thi.
Laila ke shaddi me lafda ho gaya …
Majnu itna naccha ki langda ho gaya…
Aapko Dekhkr Sitare Chamak Mangege
Pyase Aapki Zulfon Se Ghta Mangege,
Apne Kndhe Se Duptta Na Sarkne Dena
Vrna Buddhe B Jwani Ki Dua Mangege.
Laakho Khwaish Aisi Ke Har Khawish Pe Dum Nikle,
Koi To Meri Wife Se Kahe Ke Wo Shopping Ke Liye Kam Nikle
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega
Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…
baith kar mehbooba ke julfo ke saye me aisa josh aya
baith kar mehbooba ke julfo ke saye me aisa josh aya
uske bap ne dekh lia aur I.C.U. me hosh aya
Galib Bank lutne gaya aur ak shayeri farmaya.
takdir mai hai jo wahi milega….
takdir mai hai jo wahi milega…..
Hands-up bhootni waalo koe apni jagah se nahi hilega.
ISHQ me DAULAT saari na LUTA dena**
Mummy papa k ARMAAN khaak me na mila dena **
Ghar se mile h paise SABZI k liye BETA **
Bazar ja kr girlfrnd ka Rchrge na kra dena :
Aaj ke yug me sirf wahi log sharif hai,
Jinke mobile me password nahi hai !!! 😛
Naa jane kaun sa virus hai teri yaado me,
Tujhko sochta hu to hang sa ho jata hu… 😛
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