Thank you for all those pillow fights and late night chats! It’s so great to have someone else that is the product of our crazy upbringing! Happy Birthday to one very special girl who I am honored to call my sister and best friend! #mostofthetimes
Happy Birthday, Sister! You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options! 😛
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Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! There ya go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!
Sisters are Forever : Birthday Wishes for your Sister
I can’t believe that someone so annoying and immature grew up to be someone I love dearly and consider one of my best friends! Happy Birthday to my wonderful, beautiful, and intelligent sister!
Dearest sister, please stop being younger than me every year! It just isn’t fair! Best wishes to you on your special day. May your beauty and humor never fade!
You will never turn this age again—EVER! So, enjoy and soak in every second of it. Think of all the incredible accomplishments and strides you’ve made this past year. You’ve come such a long way! Be proud and start this new year, new chapter, off with a bang! Cheers to you my sweet sister! I hope this birthday is as amazing as you are!
God made us sisters, but a shared love of wine and Game of Thrones has made us the best of friends. Happy Birthday to you my awesome sister!
If you were chosen to represent our district in the Hunger Games I would definitely not take your place, but I would send you those little packages full of surprises! Happy Birthday to you, Sister!
You are one-in-a-million! I hope you have a great birthday with all the people you love, and me, someone who is also one-in-a-million. Happy Birthday to you, my favorite sister! Together we bend the statistics!
Sending a sweet happy birthday from a sweet brother/sister to a sweet sister who is celebrating her sweet sixteen on such a sweet day. May sweet things constantly surround your life, my sweet sister.
Happy sweet sixteen, dear sister. Today makes you approximately 192 months old. My prayer for you on this day is that you never experience teen pregnancy because I don’t think Mom and Dad would be too pleased to become grandparents. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, sweet sister. Enjoy every second of being 16, and please while you are at it, try not to become a teen pregnancy statistic. Have a great day!
As you celebrate your 20th birthday, I just want to congratulate you on successful beating teen pregnancy!
Today is your birthday, dear sister. It’s rather unfortunate you are not Jesus Christ. Had you been Jesus, today would have been Christmas Day. But happy birthday all the same.
I can’t believe you are 40! I strongly ask for a recount! There must be some mistake somewhere! Happy birthday all the same.
As you mourn the death of your 30s, dear sister, my one advice for you today is to have the courage not get down because at your age if you get down, you just might find it difficult getting up. Happy birthday.
Dear sis, congratulations on turning 20 for the second time! Keep on rocking!
Yay! Look who’s all grown up and getting ready to start using a walking stick. Congratulations on being 600 months old today. Happy 50th.
I can’t believe that you are 50 and still looking so stunning. I bet your enemies never in their wildest imaginations thought you’d still be looking this good at 50. Kinda feel sorry for them!
funny birthday wishes for sister
Wishing a ridiculously brilliant birthday to the hottest 50-year-old I know. If the world were to organize a contest for the hottest 50-year-old in the universe, you’d surely go home with the crown. Happy birthday.
Don’t worry about becoming older today. You can always drastically cut down your age. If many footballers around the world do that, what stops you from doing that too? Happy 50th birthday!
Wishing a fabulous woman who just turned 50 years an absolutely fabulous birthday celebration. You are never too old to rock & roll, dear sister.
“Thank you, sister, for always standing by my side and offering me helpful advice. Thank you for helping me overcome some of the life’s greatest obstacles. You’re the best sister anyone could ever ask for. Happy birthday.”
“I always say that I’m so grateful to have a sister like you. And that’s not because of all the great things you do for me (there are many), but because you’re … well … you. Happy birthday, sis.”
“It’s just another day for everyone else, but it’s the most important day ever for me. Why? Because it’s my sister’s birthday. Sending you all the love and joy in the world!”
“Sister, I want to be the very first person to wish you a happy birthday because you’re the first person who made a permanent home in my heart. Happy birthday!”
“Happy birthday, sister. Live it up on this special day. Don’t worry about protecting the family’s reputation.”
“As sisters, we share a special bond that time or distance could never break. I’m always happy to spend time together and miss you when you’re gone. I’m grateful we can spend your birthday together!”
“My childhood would have been boring without you, sister. You’ve always been my best friend over the years. Thank you for all of the awesome times we’ve shared, and the awesome times to come. Happy birthday!”
funny birthday wishes for sister
“Sisters will be there forever. I’m so glad that you’re mine. I hope that your birthday puts a smile on your face and brings happiness to your heart.”
“Sisters may fight with you, hate you, taunt you, scowl at you and pinch you, but they will always love you. Happy birthday, sister!”
“If I were rich, I’d hire a plane and have the words “Happy Birthday Sister” written in the sky. Seeing as I’m not quite that rich yet, please accept my humble birthday wishes.”
“Sister, today is your birthday. We give thanks to our parents for putting up with such a spoiled, bratty, whiny child like you. And we give even greater thanks to our parents for putting up with me, too. Happy birthday!”
“Happy birthday sis! Remember, money can’t buy you happiness. But it can buy you a cake (which is basically the same thing).”
“If I were granted three wishes, I would wish for: shelter, food and for everyone in the world to have a sister as great as you. Happy birthday!”
“To my wonderful sister, you are, without a doubt, the most beautiful soul that I know. I might not always show it to you, but I really do love you. Happy birthday!”
“Sis, I admit – I never really liked sharing my things with you. But I did enjoy sharing my childhood with you. You will always be precious to me. Love you! Happy birthday!”
“Sister, I would have brought you flowers, but they would only wither and die. I would have brought you chocolate, but those would go straight to your thighs. I would have brought you candles, but I didn’t want to start a fire. So all I can bring you is a big heart full of love and cheer to wish you a happy birthday and an amazing year.”
funny birthday wishes for sister
“It is obvious that you cannot stop having your birthdays and more precisely you can’t stop being my lovely older sister. Both these things are really good. Wishing you a Happy Birthday.”
“Happy Birthday big sister. You are the real gift for all of us and obviously the packaging is stunning too. Keep sharing the stuffs inside you with us always.”
“Thank you for being such a good sister to me. For understanding me, even though I often misunderstood you. Happy Birthday!”
“You’re a permanent part of my childhood that I can never keep away from myself. On this special day, I wish my favorite younger sister a fun filled Birthday and many more super years to follow.”
“Happy, Happy Birthday my younger sister. I believe this new year of your life will bring you the wonderful things in your life. Love you.”
“Dear sister, your birthday is more special to me than to you, because, on this day, I have got the most precious gift of God. Wish you a happy birthday.”
“My dear sister, I wish that your special day will be filled with good memories. Celebrate your birthday with a heart filled with joy and love. I love you, little sister. Happy Birthday!”
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